Jesus, this clown. Our favorite sexually-harassing lover of women and Hawaiian pizza, Democratic Ohio Attorney General Marc Dann, resigned yesterday after the Democratic...

Here's how our boy WALNUTS! (yes, we called him "boy" so we are racist) explained to his loving reporters why Obama is a fairy: "I believe that it's not an accident that...

After this morning's speech where George W. Bush called Barack Obama a terrorist/Hitler, Barack Obama responded that this was false, and a Smear. How did "Icy Hot" White...

What the hell's wrong with Bob Gates, the Defense Secretary no one ever talks about? Recently he's been running his yap with all sorts of liberal Democrat treasonspeak...

He hasn't even beat Mitt Romney (or Ron Paul) for the nomination, yet, but John McCain is still making plans — plans for the end of his "first term" as president of...

Our favorite abortion of a politician (and ex-2008 presidential candidate), Alan Keyes, held an interview recently where he confirmed that he is, in fact, an abortion of...

CONGRESSBABE HAS BABY, HOORAY: Some freshman member of Congress, Kirsten Gillibrand, popped out a kid this morning! And guess who's healthy? The baby, the baby is...

The famously stupid Tennessee GOP is launching this lovely 4-minute "ad" to welcome Michelle Obama to Nashville, uh, metaphorically? It shows her saying that one time...

Oh no, everyone is so mad at the President's speech about Israel today, where he called Obama a Nazi-appeaser as well as a terrorist. Like this is news? But everyone is...

California's Supreme Court just overturned the "gay marriage isn't legal" thing, and that means the gayest state in America is about to become even more gay, as...

Here is Bill "Pinhead" O'Reilly genially commenting on that freak-out videotape of his. Ha ha, those were the days when I was angry, O'Reilly says. Then he says you can...

Poor sad ex-TGI Friday's gay romancer and New Jersey governor Jim McGreevey is so poor that he lives on cat food and canned beans, so he cannot spare any wooden nickles...

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Cover your ears, Obamacans: Walter Mondale's former campaign manager has constructed a bizarre and highly unlikely "nightmare scenario" for you that involves Hillary...

The latest John McCain ad looks like a crap telecom commercial from 2001, as rendered by a designer who wanted to work for Apple but ended up toiling in direct mail, as...

Here is the candidate's wife at a children's hospital in Puerto Rico Wednesday, wearing an insane ruffled-collar shirty deal to fend off the malaria. More photos of her...

Remember that time yesterday when Barack Obama acted like a Texas waitress and called that young female reporter "sweetie"? Well, he left her a contrite voicemail...

John Edwards endorses Barack Obama a month or two after it would have meant something, and Elizabeth Edwards is conspicuously absent from her husband's big announcement....

Hardball is exhilarating right now. Pat Buchanan is screaming at Chris Matthews about patronizing to West Virginia, calling him a dick, and Chris Matthews is telling Pat...

"Hobnobbing with crooks!" This debate will happen in Kentucky, at the cable access station behind the moonshine mill, moderated by John Edwards disguised as Charlie...